Portfolio
I
designed
my
first
Web
site
over
ten
years
ago.
It
never
won
me
any
awards,
and
near
as
I
know,
it
is
still
taking
up
space
on
one
of
the
last
few
dusty
floppy
disks
in
a
never-again-to-be-retrieved
crate
in
my
basement
along
with
a
few
coffee-stained
5.25
inch
floppies
and
the
31
install
disks
for
Microsoft
Office
Professional
4.3
that
I'm
keeping
to
show
my
grandchildren.
Over
the
last
decade,
I've
worked
on
several
hundred
sites
for
a
variety
of
businesses,
friends,
and
causes.
I
can
say
from
personal
experience
that,
in
the
late
1990s,
the
term
"irrational
exuberance"
was
applicable
to
more
than
just
the
stock
market.
The
Web
was
new
and
cool,
and
as
such
it
should
do
something
New
&
Cool--the
Dancing
Baby
Phenomenon,
if
you
will.
And
many
of
us
fell
prey
to
it.
I'm
as
guilty
as
many
of
wasting
whole
afternoons
on
New
&
Cool
stuff
that
other
people
put
on
the
Internet,
but
I
believe
that
the
Web
works
best
and
is
most
valuable
as
an
informational
resource.
Most
people
will
come
to
your
site
to
find
information,
and
while
it's
important
to
keep
their
interest,
everyone's
time
is
valuable,
so
the
Jack
Webb
Approach
works
best:
Just
the
facts.
I've
worked
on
several
hundred
sites
over
the
last
decade,
and
the
ones
I'm
proudest
of
are
clean,
simple,
and
to
the
point.
They
embody
what
I
most
want
in
a
Web
site
as
someone
who
uses
the
Internet
as
much
as
15
hours
a
day.
Information
that's
easy
to
find
quickly,
as
little
clutter
as
possible,
and
no
dancing
babies
(though
if
you
really
want
one,
or
something
similar,
I
work
with
people
who
would
be
happy
to
help).
The
sample
of
sites
I'm
presenting
here
serve
four
their
own
very
different
purposes,
yet
one
unifying
purpose
at
the
same
time:
To
inform
as
simply
and
straight-forward
as
possible.
Copyright©
2006
-
Bill
Kelter
/
Untangled
Web,
Inc.
-
All
rights
reserved
|
|
|
|
"What
an
ugly
baby
you
have!"
A
sampling
of
PC
World's
25
Worst
Web
Sites
When
I
started
in
the
Internet
business,
my
boss
wisely
counseled,
"Telling
a
potential
client
they
have
a
bad
Web
site
is
like
telling
them
they
have
an
ugly
baby.
Even
if
they
do,
don't."
I
can
attest
to
the
ugliness
of
these
babies
(and
remember,
"ugly"
is
more
than
pixel-deep.
In
other
words,
is
there
that
certain
something
about
them
that
just
screams
"wrong"?
That's
ugly),,
but
if
your
curiosity
gets
the
best
of
you,
each
link
opens
in
a
new
window.
InmatesForYou.com
Your
one-stop
shop
for
incarcerated
pen
pals
Neuticles.com
"Testicular
implantation
for
pets."
"Rabies
for
Kids"
BidForSurgery.com
"Compare
doctors
and
rates."
Because
getting
the
best
deal
is
the
most
important
thing
when
paying
someone
to
cut
you
open.
The
Dancing
Baby
Reprinted
from
PC
World.com
©-2006
|
|
|