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"Over Umpteen Zillions Served"

Google Search BoxThose of us of a certain age remember the days when McDonald's franchises used to have replaceable plastic reader board numbers below their golden arches outside, so they could change the count whenever the McDonald's worldwide burger juggernaut passed "Over 100 Million Served" or "Over 500 Million Served". As a child, it was always fun to see each new milestone reached, but McDonald's grew like kudzu through the last decades of the 20th century and they eventually threw up their hands, lost the reader board numbers, and settled on a more or less permanent "Billions and Billions Served".

The Web threw up its hands and put away its reader board numbers a long time ago. McDonald's rate of growth seems glacial compared to the proliferation of the Web. For example,

  • In September 2006, over 1.086 billion of the world's inhabitants used the Internet last year, compared to 248 million in December 1999, and just 16 million in December 1995.
  • In one randomly-audited 24-hour period in October 2006, roughly 2.2 million new domains were registered.-1 (That's almost as many stores as Starbucks opened during the same period. Okay, maybe a few more, but not by much).
  • Though it might be easier just to assume "billions and billions" served and leave it at that, the most reliable estimates suggest that there are roughly 17.1 billion pages on the Web, with 10 million new, static pages being added daily.

The numbers are, quite frankly, mind-boggling. We could, in our lifetime, see the official adoption of the amount "bajillion" to describe the uncountable number of Web pages fast rivalling or threatening to exceed the number of stars in the solar system.

That kind of head-spinning data can be more than a bit discouraging to someone just hanging out their Internet shingle and wanting the world to find them right away. It's been out of this need that Search Engine Optimization was born, and later, its offshoot, Paid Placement. And what's the difference between the two? Well...


Bill Kelter
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billk@untangled-web.net

  1. http://www.domaintools.com/Internet-statistics/
  2. http://www.allaboutmarketresearch.com/Internet.htm
  3. http://www.metamend.com/Internet-growth.html

"WHEN I WAS A BOY... "
A Tale from The Olden Days of SEO

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Way back in 1998, I was working at a dot-com and experimenting with SEO for our company site. With a few tweaks of keyword placement, the META tags, and a few different on-page factors, I uploaded the pages, resubmitted the sites to Infoseek (now go.com, a portal site owned by the Disney Company), waited seven or eight minutes and started entering the search times I'd optimized the pages for "Web design company oregon", "search placement specialists", etc. One after the other, they showed up #1, #3, #1, #4, and so on, from complete search index oblivion just ten minutes earlier.

Years ago, I read a book about the early days of Washington DC, before World War II, and an anecdote about a man driving along Pennsylvania Avenue in 1926 in a convertible when it began to rain. He pulled off the road, into the driveway at 1600 Pennsylvania, under the portico, pulled up the roof on his convertible, and was on his way.

What do these stories have in common? They both seem equal parts quaint, implausible and even absurd, and reminiscent of a naively simple time that is long, long gone to history and difficult to believe ever really existed at all.